Source: kitkaloid
Source: hadeskingdom
Q:Your affinity for fine leather shoes is disgustingly cute, and subsequently exciting. We must discuss this mutual affair of ours over fine beverages, an internet connection and a concurrent reckless abandon for our current (lack of) funds one evening.
I agree.
Two years with this boy today. I love you, Tommy, even though you won’t see this.
Pssht. Like I wouldn’t go back through and find it? You know me better..
:3
You two are disgustingly cute.
Source: me0wriarty
Source: styleandglory
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You don’t know me. I might hate free stuff.
Source: real-madriddd
So, are you socially retarded or...
- Lady from church: So what are you majoring in?
- Me: I'm majoring in Theatre Education and English Education. I'm also minoring in religion.
- Lady from church: Oh yeah? I'm sorry. Unfortunately you've picked two degrees that you can't really do anything with. You'll probably end up waitressing. Which will be okay, I guess.. Since you've got a nice rack. But college probably isn't your thing.
- Me: Uh... Um. Alright then. Good talking to you.
Source: carlweave
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